- This one is about sex. And walmart. Sort of. I almost wrote this sentence before I realized that in the world of just truly f@ked up stories, what percentage of them start out exactly like this: “So I was going to Wal-Mart…” What accounts for that? Math, on some level. More walmarts. More people going to wal marts. More f’dup shenanigans. (I feel like […]