- Akon is going to change the world in an unconventional way. Does Facebook have a way I can write something longer than a status, but shorter than a note? Because what I have to say right now doesn’t exactly warrant an entire, you know, note. I just wanted to share this lyric from this T-Pain song with Akon, Diddy, and Mary J. Blige. The song is […]
- The only relationship advice you will ever need. November 20th, 2008. I almost killed my girlfriend. Guys, I am about to give you the most important relationship advice you will ever receive. Girls love fixer uppers. Shortly after I nearly killed my girlfriend (by accident) I was listening to John Legend’s first album today (4.5/5), minding my business, listening to the lyrics, and […]
- Bubba, with whom I sleep. November 12th, 2008 marks roughly the four millionth consecutive day where “1. Find My Calling” remains untouched on my inner mental “To Do” list. It’s probably time to give serious consideration to replacing it with something more manageable, like “Clean the carpet.” I wish that were a true ‘random’ hypothetical. The truth is that while […]