- BikeRiding – Owl City – Falling Apart – Don’t Pee On Your Girlfriend – Maslow’s Hierarchy of Shhhiit that’s not good, at least I’m pooin. As a self-check, I reviewed Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs. This blog will not condescend and tell you what it is. If you don't know by now it doesn't matter. Maybe it never did. I checked all the criteria to see how I was doing and the answer was "Not Good." Out of thirty or so criteria, 27 were "needs serious improvement" as evaluated by myself. I'm kicking ass at "execretion", which is at the bottom of the pyramid.