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Knowing. Age limits. (spoiler) If you haven’t seen (and still intend to see) Knowing, skip this, but if you have (or don’t), I have a question: Basic gist: Earth is gonna get roasted. Aliens come and pick up the “chosen ones”, presumably kids. (Or maybe just vegetarians?) When the Aliens come and pick up all of the kids, how […] 1 min read March 23, 2009
I had an Animal Card Reading. This happened a couple of weeks ago, so the memories are fuzzy. This is also my first note of 2009, rather than get freaked out about it and feel some need to write something funny and or meaningful, I’m just going to write it, so as not to worry about it. This, despite its tone, […] 8 min read January 4, 2009
Halo has a slightly different lesson. This is going to ramble. Then it’s going to go to an unlikely place or two. My hope is that it will make sense in the end. If those three sentences aren’t a rough approximation of TheHumanExperience, well, hell I don’t know what to tell you. I’m pretty sure my philosophy in life was delivered […] 7 min read December 14, 2008
How could I be so heartless? Because I was procrastinating. When I have something to do, I always want to do something else. That’s just how it goes. That’s the way it has gone, the way it continues to go, and the way that it will almost uncertainly go in the future. What I should be doing: Writing sketches to shoot […] 1 min read December 11, 2008
Akon is going to change the world in an unconventional way. Does Facebook have a way I can write something longer than a status, but shorter than a note? Because what I have to say right now doesn’t exactly warrant an entire, you know, note. I just wanted to share this lyric from this T-Pain song with Akon, Diddy, and Mary J. Blige. The song is […] 4 min read November 24, 2008
The only relationship advice you will ever need. November 20th, 2008. I almost killed my girlfriend. Guys, I am about to give you the most important relationship advice you will ever receive. Girls love fixer uppers. Shortly after I nearly killed my girlfriend (by accident) I was listening to John Legend’s first album today (4.5/5), minding my business, listening to the lyrics, and […] 8 min read November 20, 2008
Bubba, with whom I sleep. November 12th, 2008 marks roughly the four millionth consecutive day where “1. Find My Calling” remains untouched on my inner mental “To Do” list. It’s probably time to give serious consideration to replacing it with something more manageable, like “Clean the carpet.” I wish that were a true ‘random’ hypothetical. The truth is that while […] 10 min read November 12, 2008
This one is about sex. And walmart. Sort of. I almost wrote this sentence before I realized that in the world of just truly f@ked up stories, what percentage of them start out exactly like this: “So I was going to Wal-Mart…” What accounts for that? Math, on some level. More walmarts. More people going to wal marts. More f’dup shenanigans. (I feel like […] 9 min read October 4, 2008